Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
Randomize
