I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
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I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
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Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
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