your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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