I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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