haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
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