seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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