her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
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