you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Randomize
