ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
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Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
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My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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