Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
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She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
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His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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