it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Randomize
