the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
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