Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
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why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
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He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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