Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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