we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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