I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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