i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I can't put those talents on a resume
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
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