I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
don't judge my taste in strippers
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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