You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
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