Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
Thanks for jumping on that grenade for me last night. You're the best wingman ever
She ate 7 of the 8 slices of pizza. I deserve a purple heart and sex w your sister
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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