She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
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