Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
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