We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Randomize
