butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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