i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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