And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
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Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
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I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
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