were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Life is so much better after having sex.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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