Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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