he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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