Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
someone threw a dead crab at me
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
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