I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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