pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
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luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
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I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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