I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
I know her cup size but not her name....
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