So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Pants 0. Shit 1.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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