Where did you get a picture of my penis
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
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According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
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