Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
I touched a dick in church today
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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