I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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