: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
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Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
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My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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