I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
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