i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
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