If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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