God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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