Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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