you win again, gameday.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
I currently don't understand fingers.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
Randomize
