But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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