im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
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