she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Holy shit dude........stairs
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