Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
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IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
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Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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