4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
My vagina just recognized that song.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
You can make out without kissing
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