Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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