The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
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If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
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Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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