i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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