THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
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Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
It's never too late to be topless.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
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Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
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