going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
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I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
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No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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