oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
do nipples grow back?
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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