I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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